So, I got this visual overhaul thing that made the characters actually look hot. They were the literal fucking opposite of bang-worthy.
Seriously, every single chick in Oblivion looked like a 50-year-old housewife who’s been through some troubled times. The first thing I did was download a visual overhaul to make the faces of the people in that game not look like bruised potatoes. So, in anticipation of that game, I modded the ever-loving shit out of Oblivion. Assassin’s Creed wouldn’t be coming out for another year. But, there weren’t any good video games left for me to play. After the initial 100 hours and getting through all the main questlines, I got bored. Keep in mind I had to split my time in between all the chicks I was fucking at the time and some gaming later in the day. I had over 100 hours in that game, which for me, is a lot. My earliest experience with game modding, not counting the countless Warcraft 3 custom maps, was 2007’s Oblivion, by Bethesda. It’s like going to NexusMods and saying, “I’m only here for the tits and asses, please”. You’ll notice that the URL I linked for you looks like absolute dogshit, but that’s because it’s less of a section and more of a cross-reference featuring all nudity that can be found on the site. Well, this right here is the section on NexusMods where you find the former, and not so much the latter. Essentially, it makes the game playable by either adding hot tits or replacing all the bullets in the game with rubber duckies, because that shit’s hilarious. I check out the most popular mods for that game and cram my installation full of custom shit that makes it look nothing like it did before. NexusMods is the place I go when a video game has potential, but it doesn’t have my interest.
You really took that game from a 9 to a 10 for me. But, during the scene where Ada and Leon make out, it was Ada and naked Ada tonguing each other, and you just can’t put a price on that kind of quality. Sure, her shoulders turned into man shoulders during the cutscenes, cus you literally pasted her over Leon’s model. And, most importantly, you let me play through the Resident Evil 2 remake as a naked Ada Wong.
You let me make the dragons look like flying trains. You brought titties into a world that did not previously have any titties at all. You were there for me when Skyrim was unplayable.
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